THE SPIRIT OF STAIRS WAKES UP IN AN EMERGENCY... OUT OF THE HANDRAIL.

BALLS ON FIRE.

NO ONE. LETS SHOW OFF HERE... WITH A BIT OF LUCK THERE WILL BE A FIRE. MOTHERS AND CHILDREN RUNNING DOWN AND STARING IN TERROR AT MY COCK... WHAT IS THE WORSE IN ASS, FIRE OR FUCK? PANIC WILL EXCUSE MY SLIGHTLY INDECENT OUTFIT... THEN THE FIREMEN... WILL MY MALEHOOD BE MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN STEALING IN FLATS? I GUESS MORE THAN ONE WILL FALL DOWN THE HIGH SCALE RIGHT UPON MY FIRE HOSE... I'LL BE HELPFUL. IS THAT DAMN FIRE GOING TO START OR NOT? MAYBE I SHOULD PUT IT ON MYSELF... GAS AND A MATCH, ANYONE? I AM SO HORNY I DON'T NOW IF I AM AFRAID TO BE DISCOVERED IN A RAW CASE OF FRONTAL NUDITY... OR IF I AM CRAVING FOR IT! WHAT DO YOU THINK ? NOW LET'S PISS TO MARK MY TERRITORY... I AM A PIG... OR IS IT A WILD BOAR? GRUMM GRUMM CRAWL TO ME AND LICK THOSE HUMONGOUS MALEPARTS WITH THE ULTIMATE TIP OF YOUR SALIVATING TONGUE. BITCH. LET'S WARM THAT DICK UP GLIDING IT ALONG THAT SLIPPERY BANISTER... DO YOU THINK I AM OBSCENE? IS IT WRONG TO HAVE A BIT OF FUN BY ONESELF? DO I MAKE AN IMPURE USE OF MY... OF YOUR IMAGINATION? ARE YOU POLLUTING YOURSELF AT THE MOMENT, SLEAZY BITCH? I AM SURE YOU ARE, FANTASIZING ABOUT THAT HUGE MEAT SLIDING DOWN YOUR HOLES. AFTER ALL THOSE SNAPSHOTS (TOO MUCH SAYS MY CHELSEA AGENT, NOT KEEPING ON REASONABLE TEASING I AM LOSING CLIENTS HE SAYS) THE DEVIL IF YOU HAVEN'T SLIPPED A COUPLE OF FINGERS DOWN YOUR PANTS AND JERK OFF RIGHT NOW... YOU JERK... END OF STAIRS, TIME TO SHOOT YOUR CUM INFAMOUS SLUT, TIME TO GO BACK ON STREETS TO SHAKE YOUR MONEYMAKER FOR YOUR PIMP. GO!