I CONSTANTLY DREAM ABOUT FUCKING SOMETHING.

 MUM SAYS I HAVE A DOMINANT CHARACTER. JUST LIKE MY FATHER HAS. AND WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT? THE OLD BITCH HATES MEN.

FOR FUCK SAKE, SOMEONE HAS TO BE DICK. SHOULD HE BE BLAMED FOR THAT? THE OLD HAG IS SUCH A DRAG. WHEN THERE IS NOTHING MORE HANDY, THE SLIT IN BETWEEN THE TWO CUSHIONS OF A COUCH IS MORE THAN PERFECT TO FIGURE A VERY CONVINCING PUSSY. AFTER ALL, LEATHER AND SKIN BELONG TO THE SAME ORIGIN. MAYBE YOUR BODY AND SKIN ARE JUST SUBSTITUTES TO A NICE LEATHER COUCH - OR THAT LEATHER COUCH IS A KIND OF HUMAN BEING TO ME. AM I A PERVERT? DO YOU REMEMBER OBJECTOPHILIA? SERIOUSLY SPEAKING, I JUST WONDER IF HUMANS ARE MORE ATTRACTIVE AS OBJECTS, OR THINGS AS BEINGS... I SOUND CEREBRAL. BUT KEEP IN YOUR DIRTY MIND THE FACT THAT PERVERSION IS NOTHING BUT A PRINCIPLE OF SOPHISTICATION, I. E. DELICACY... ...VERY CLOSE TO MERE BESTIAL BRUTALITY, THO. OH, WHAT THE FUCK. THE RESULT OF IT ALL IS... I'M GETTING HORNY AS A RAM IN HEAT DESPERATE FOR AN EWE. EVEN AN EWE SKIN WOULD DO. ARE YOU FOLLOWING MY THOUGHT PROCESS, PUPIL FOR MY DICK? SPREAD THOSE TWO CUSHIONS... OOPS, BUTTOCKS SO I CAN PUSH THAT MEAT DEEPER INTO YOUR STUFFING... OOPS, INNER TISSUES...HEHE. I HAVE FUN WITH EVERYTHING I CAN PUT A GRAB ON. INCLUDING YOU, BUDDY. DO YOU MIND HELPING A FELLOW? DONT PRETEND YOU WOULDNT DIE TO BE MY FAVORITE COUCH RIGHT NOW! I WOULD LAY OVER YOU, JUMP ON YOU AND, RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, YOU WOULD FEEL MY COCK GROWING BIG AND HARD, SLIDING INSIDE YOU, EASES ITS WAY TO STRETCH YOUR ASSHOLE... ...AND HAVE YOU COMING APART AT YOUR SEAMS. WOULD YOU LIKE THAT?